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Shove Your “Best Online Tax Calculator for Australian Freelancers” Where the Sun Don’t Shine — And Get On With Business

You need to get on with the bloody business.

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Every week, some poor freelancer jumps on Google and types:
“best online tax calculator for Australian freelancers ” Where the Sun Don’t Shine — And Get On With Business.

Mate… do yourself a favour.
Grab that tax calculator, roll it up neatly, and shove it where the sun don’t shine — because it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot when the ATO comes knocking.

Calculators are great if you’re 12 and doing homework.
But you’re running a business.
You don’t need a calculator. You need a clue.

And that’s where Cruncher walks in like the calm adult in a room full of panicking ABN holders.

While you’re sweating over whether GST on that $850 job should’ve been 10% or “ah crap, I forgot again,” Cruncher has already:

✔ Pulled the real numbers from your bank
✔ Sorted your spending
✔  What’s tax?
✔  Told you what’s yours?
✔  Told you what’s dangerous?
✔ And politely pushed your old tax calculator off a cliff

Bạn không cần phải ngồi đó nhập số liệu vào một trang web tồi tàn nào đó từ năm 2009 được duy trì bằng quảng cáo và băng keo.

You need to get on with the bloody business.

Cruncher handles the tax, the BAS, and the PAYG.
Cruncher handles the habits you keep forgetting to build.

You?
You handle the actual work that gets you paid.

So next time someone says,
“Use the best online tax calculator for Australian freelancers.”
Just smile, nod, and quietly bin it.

Bởi vì bạn có  Cruncher  —
và Cruncher sẽ giải quyết mọi việc trong khi máy tính chỉ ngồi đó giả vờ trợ giúp.

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